![]() ![]() If you get kicked back to E-3, you’re out. Demotions don’t really play a role in the E-4 Mafia. Its membership is always evolving with promotions and separations. E-4s don’t keep records: they have E-2s do it for them, and E-2s are rubbish at record-keeping, everyone knows that. ![]() No one knows for sure when the first E-4 Mafia was founded or whether or not it actually was founded. He wouldn’t have a problem if he were a member of the mafia. The Air Force has the “Senior Airman”, which is a great way to say “Congratulations! You’re the highest of the low!” Marines have “Lance Corporals” which I can’t really think of anything funny to say about except it comes from the Latin “corpus” which means body, and “lance,” which is a glorified stick, so the Marine E-4s are stick bodies which is just awesome. Their E-4s are called “Specialist”, and if the pursuit of getting out of work and blaming everything on the other guy isn’t special, I don’t know what is. In the beginning, the Army already had it figured out. Not badly enough to have to tell anyone, though. Did anybody get hurt? Well, my gums are bleeding, but that’s cuz I don’t floss, so yes, someone DID get hurt. When I am about to go overdue on my dental readiness but I know an E-4 that works there, maybe he can get me a last-minute appointment. ![]() If I have been waiting a week to get the commander to sign a PCS (permanent change of station) request and I need it tomorrow, maybe that E-4 on the commander’s staff will help me out. In reality, the E-4 Mafia is simply a group of people of the same rank that help each other out. Did anyone get hurt badly enough to have to tell someone else? Nope. I had to break the first rule to get this article done, so I am upholding the fundamental traditions of the E-4 Mafia by breaking the rules. Since I’ve already broken the first rule, I can tell you that one of the most important roles of the Mafia is to break “silly” rules to make sure things get done. The first rule of E-4 Mafia is we don’t talk about E-4 Mafia. Roles and Responsibilities of the E-4 Mafia Nough said! (WE ARE THE MIGHTY) ![]()
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